Twilight Is Your Momma Bird

Wow. Your chin is really pointy.

I'm a terrible person. Every time I see miserable pictures like this one I want to stab my eyes out. I see Kristen Stewart looking like they murdered a werepuppy in front of her and see a giant vulture dive bombing the last craptastic installments. The vulture then crews them up and vomits them into the mouths of waiting crowds everywhere.

The only solace I get is that maybe a lawn mower will get lose and run over the entire cast in the bonus features. Seriously. Leave only a Fargo Steve Buscemi like trail of Tweenage bait everywhere.